Sunday, November 1, 2009

Funny for the day

Being sick a week I'm way behind on posting stuff, but this is a good corny joke for the day and the season - thanks to Mary Jo for this one.

Bob and Betty Hill were vacationing in Europe. They were driving a rented car along a deserted highway, not far from Transylvania. It was late at night, and it was raining so hard Bob could barely see the road. Suddenly, the car skidded out of control. Bob tried to control the car, but it swerved and smashed into a tree.

In the silence that followed, Bob sat dazed, shaking his head to clear the fog. He looked over at Betty and saw that she was unconscious, and her head was bleeding. He had to get her medical assistance as quickly as possible.

Bob carefully lifted his wife and carried her down the road through the rain. In a short while, he saw a light and headed towards it. It was coming from a large, old house. He approached the door and knocked.

A small, hunched man opened the door and Bob gasped, "My name is Bob Hill, and this is my wife Betty. We've been in a terrible accident and my wife has been seriously hurt. May I please use your phone?"

"I'm so sorry," replied the hunchback. "We don't have a phone. My master is a doctor; come in and I will get him!"

Soon Igor returned with the doctor who said, "I'm afraid my assistant has misled you. I am not a medical doctor; I am a scientist. However, it is many miles to the nearest clinic, and I have had a little bit of medical training. I will see what I can do. Igor, bring the Hills to the laboratory."

With that, Igor carried Betty to the lab, and Bob followed closely. Igor placed Betty on a table. Immediately Bob collapsed from his own injuries, so Igor placed Bob on an adjoining table.

After a brief examination, Igor's master looked worried. "Things are serious, Igor. Prepare a transfusion." Igor and his master worked feverishly, but to no avail. Bob and Betty Hill were no more.

The Hills' deaths upset Igor's master greatly. Wearily, he climbed the steps to his conservatory to his grand piano. He often sought solace in music, so he played, and a stirring, haunting melody filled the house.

Meanwhile, Igor tidied up the lab. As he worked, his eyes caught movement. He saw the fingers on Betty's hand begin to twitch, keeping time to the haunting music. Stunned, he watched as Bob's feet moved in perfect rhythm. With wide eyes, he was shocked as Betty and Bob suddenly sat up straight.

Unable to contain himself, he dashed up the stairs to the conservatory.

He burst through the door and shouted to his master, "Master, Master! The Hills are alive with the sound of music!"

Thursday, October 22, 2009

8-bit Nintendo Jam

Thanks to friend Trevor for this one...anyone who grew up with the original Nintendo games will appreciate this!

Monday, October 19, 2009

Astounding

You may have already seen this news story, but in case you didn't....

http://www.advocate.com/article.aspx?id=100265

I'm really resolved to the fact that people all have their own personal beliefs, and that I'm not going to agree with all of them. But when a public official is refusing to perform an interracial marriage because he's "concerned for the offspring", and then say he's not a racist...he should be removed from his duties. I honestly can't believe in 2009 we are still having this conversation, but the simple answer to this one is that he is not doing his job and he should be fired. Period.

Fun Nostalgia

I do miss some of the fun shows from the late 80s/early 90s, including "Family Matters", which, was actually quite a positive step forward for the different characters they portrayed.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

nom nom nom

Just cute little animals and happy music....ah.....

Friday, October 9, 2009

Going for 2

This is probably the wrong crowd for this post, but...it's my blog and the "mark as read" button is easy to click :)

Last night I watched Nebraska play Missouri (football) and make an amazing 4th quarter comeback and win (GO HUSKERS!) They started the 4th quarter down 12-0. First touchdown, extra point, 12-7. Next touchdown, 13-12, 12:49 left in the 4th quarter. Now, nearly all coaches have a card that tells them on what scores they should go for a 2-point conversion instead of kicking the extra point. The theory is that if you're up by 1, 4, or 5 (or 7 + one of those), going for 2 would put you up by 3 (a full FG), 6 (2 full FG) or 7 (1 full TD) and kicking the extra point doesn't really give you anything more than you have.

BUT...my addendum to this theory is that the more time left in the game, the more unpredictable possible combinations of scoring that are left. So, with 12:49 left in the game, there are potentially many scoring opportunities left in the game for both teams. Nebraska went for 2 and missed. Sure, they're still up 1, and could have been up 3. BUT...later in the quarter they scored again. NOW, they kicked the extra point, and are up 20-12, up by 8. In this case, being up 9 (kicking both extra points and not going for 2 on the previous TD) would have been MUCH better, because up 9 means the other team ABSOLUTELY has to score twice to catch up, up 8 means they could score a TD and a 2-point conversion.

So...my football rant for the day. In this game it didn't really matter, Missouri didn't score another point and Nebraska was victorious 27-12.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Twins!

I don't really follow baseball, but I have to tip my hat to the Minnesota Twins for last night's HUGE 12-inning win over Detroit to get into the playoffs. The Twins are consistently good every year, despite having one of the lowest payrolls in baseball, and it's fun to see that money does not alone make a winning team.

And of course this means the Metrodome REFUSES to die, as there will be at least one more Twins game there :)